I plant the “flag” in camouflage, though you couldn’t see by looking at it. (I hide behind my patriotism, and I hide my patriotism among red, white, and blue foliage.)


“If my name were Nubby Blues, I wouldn't be a jazz musician, I'd be a disabled V…”

“There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t.”

“A blanket could be used to spread the love around. Tuck it in at the edges, so …”

“My baseball team is called the I Ams. Just me and my clones on the roster. We’r…”