I planted a plant in the midst of spies, who were disguised as farmers.

“I trust politicians to do what’s right. For themselves.
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“To be environmentally friendly, I’d ride my stationary bike to work. I hope my …”

“The number 12 is good, the number 123 is better, but the number one is still th…”

“If I wanted to eat leftovers, I wouldn’t have taken a dump in the Tupperware.”