I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.

“My advice is to just ignore the problem until you’re dead. This could be the qu…”

“I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess peopl…”

“Cats are like mushrooms, only you'll rarely ever hear me scream, "Get off my pi…”

“Somebody dialed the wrong number trying to reach me, but I didn’t pick up becau…”