I prefer statues silent, rather than of ears with tongues sticking out and licking out loudly.

“I told the tree it was going nowhere in life. It was hurtful, but true. Now, ma…”

“Hemingway suggested you write the truest sentence you know. I say write the fal…”

“Quaqua—the sound one’s soul squeals when seducing one’s own clown. (Not to be h…”

“She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I so…”