I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.

“Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so…”

“There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on t…”

“People are trying to kill people. Well, those people need to die.”

“I am the sphinx of love. But I didn’t used to be. I used to be a sphink—which h…”