I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.

“Pride must be a summer thing, because it "comes before the fall.”

“Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.”

“I don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.
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“A blanket could be used to rob a bank. Guns are so Bonnie and Clyde, but a blan…”