I put the “Dan” in Danger. I’m sorry, Dan.

“In 50 years, I’m going to tell my grandchildren, “Back when I was growing up we…”

“A blanket could be used to rob a bank. Guns are so Bonnie and Clyde, but a blan…”

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “…”

“If you were to talk about your nose, I’d take everything you’d say at face valu…”