I put the lover in clover. Especially if there are four leaves.

“If we’re friends, I’m only the funniest guy you know because you don’t know Joh…”

“A blanket could be used to save your marriage. If only your spouse is invited u…”

“I call masturbating “Gregging,” named not after a man named Greg, but a guy nam…”

“A brick could be used as a color in a new line of lipstick, designed to woo the…”