I put the “phony” in symphony. Will you be attending my fake concert? It’s a black-tie event. Shirts, jackets, pants, and shoes are optional.

“I did a charity walk the other day. They asked for money, and I walked.”

“I didn’t mean to drown him. But the soup was right there, and he was just a spo…”

“There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on t…”

“This is my logo for Dora J. Arod”