I put the “sing” in single. But only when I’m in the shower.

“Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t love a man who wears an eye patch. For…”

“I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a…”

“I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts i…”

“Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published …”