I put you on the map, and I can fold you up and stuff you in the glove compartment too.

“Dream headline from Orafouraville Times: Man Let Go By Employer, Falls To Death”

“I saw her at the party last Saturday. I could tell by her body language that sh…”

“Sometimes I pretend I'm from the 19th century. Then I drive around and say, Wow…”

“I haven’t had a birthday party in a while, probably because I’m not really into…”