I ran a few miles, Davis, and they were musical. Then I made love like the sound of a trumpet, as heard by Helen Keller.

“If green carpet grew on trees instead of leaves, I’d pick off a few cats—with m…”

“If a cold breeze signifies a ghost, then the arctic must be really haunted. I’m…”

“Bricks could be used to replace stop signs. Some people won’t stop at stop sign…”

“I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.”