I ran across an old friend of mine yesterday, and I didn’t even attempt to hit the brakes.

“When I wear sunglasses, the day turns shades of night, and it’s as if the block…”

“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be m…”

“I’m a master of encouragement. Why should I do work myself when the price of ge…”

“I think ethnic jokes are hilarious, all sorts of ethnic jokes. White, black, Me…”