I ran over a dog last night on my way home, and then I wondered what my wife had made for dinner. The two events are disappointingly not connected. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. May…”

“Give yourself a hug, and while you are embracing yourself, use that time to hol…”

“The flag was waving in the wind. Now whether it was waving hello or goodbye, I …”

“I like saying things that are both repetitive and repetitive. But I never repea…”