I really am who I seem to be, and I’m coming apart at the seams.

“I am Orafoura and he is me. And he is not me. And I am not me. Or him. And I am…”

“I should make a tongue condom shaped like an oven mitt, so my mouth’s spoken la…”

“A blanket could be used for a soft opening of a new casino. The softer the bett…”

“Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother w…”