I rearranged the letters of the word “Wisdom” and got “swimod.” Afterwards I felt like I was drowning in foolishness.

“A book on war is useful, but it’d be even more useful if it could shoot bullets…”

“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.
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“If you carry all my love, it won’t get heavy and make you weak. In fact, my lov…”

“If I’m having sex during an earthquake, would I get a refund on all those quart…”