I remember the first time we made love like it was the second time. We never made love again, and I don’t regret it for a second.

“A brick could be used like a used car salesman uses people. I know, because I u…”

“As a way for both of us to make money, I’ll hold you hostage, while at the same…”

“A brick could be used as a spoon—to eat, not cuddle. OK fine, you can use it to…”

“Would a suit of armor make women feel as invincible as a sexy pair of shoes?”