I rolled up to his house, rolled up my sleeves, ate a Fruit Roll-Up, and left. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“I’m an only child, so logically I gave birth to my parents, because if it weren…”

“It’s been said that you make as much money as the average income of your five c…”

“I have a handicap on the golf course like you wouldn’t believe. It’s more than …”

“Your impression of me is different than my impression of me. But that’s OK, bec…”