I run a tight ship. It’s so tight, you could call it a canoe.

“Free pyramids! Buy one, get one half buried.”

“A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are p…”

“A blanket could be used to cover my couch. Nobody should see that I constructed…”

“When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl…”