I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.

“I’m stoic like a statue of Stonewall Jackson. I’d make a great U.S. President, …”

“I was a bellman once. A bellman of love. The hospitality industry taught me a l…”

“I did a face plant. Ivy was her name.”

“A brick could be used in speech therapy, to cure a stutter. I mean look at me, …”