I saw a mummy in a movie once, and I’ve got to say I love George Harrison’s style.

“I’m not a good liar, and that makes me a good liar, because liars are bad, and …”

“I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember m…”

“The cute girl at the bar asked for my number. I told her I’m number one. Then I…”

“If I can’t see the bottom, I don’t know how much is left. Why does my love have…”