I saw a white toilet, with no plumbing, alone in a field of snow. Well, almost alone. There were two naked albinos and a polar bear sitting on it, and I felt inspired to write a love poem.

“You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.”

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she wa…”

“I am greedy with water. I made your apology tea dry. I’m sorry. You might try s…”

“I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the dat…”