I saw an old guy sleeping, and I thought he was dead. But I kept checking his pockets for money, because it seemed like the right thing to do.

“I am not adventurous, though I can manage to look at and enjoy sunsets. However…”

“Don’t talk while you’re talking. It interrupts me.”

“More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the las…”

“The office is painted with green and red stripes. It’s not painted that way so …”