I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket.


“I’m here today because of my decisions yesterday. So I can change my tomorrow t…”

“I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow.”

“The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.”

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get un…”