I saw something scary. It was a boy, asking me what I’m doing naked in his father’s fridge. Dinner party’s over.

“I loved her so much, but she vanished from my life. She didn’t just suddenly di…”

“I want to meet the girl of my dreams, and then immediately try to sleep with he…”

“I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor. 
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“I’m not in manufacturing, but I make something. I make a difference. But to be …”