I saw the ghost of vodka. It was a translucent spirit.

“A brick could be used as gift for the man who has everything. Here’s a tip: tha…”

“I’m a 33rd degree mason, which is one degree above freezing.”

“I’m in disguise. I’m disguised as myself, and I’m a master of disguise, so that…”

“I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn …”