I say yes, turn the other cheek, and let me slap your butt again. Forgiveness can be oh so naughty.

“I couldn’t pay the prostitute, and that’s the truth. She could have asked my wi…”

“There are billions of conversations happening every second, and it’s too bad I …”

“I’m the sort of businessman who goes in to buy a lime, and comes out with a lem…”

“If you can hear me, brush your teeth as a sign and signal. This will let me kno…”