I sell my wares to the world. My underwears. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “A blanket could be used to barter with. I could trade my blanket for your sex, …” “Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears.” “I make love like an albino sings—softly, and from sunset to sunrise (except in …” “I got fleeced once, by a sweater—a fleece, if you will. And won’t you? Please d…”