I sent a message silently, through body language and body odor.

“A brick and a blanket are going to help me conquer the world. Just give me an a…”

“My penis burns. I guess I should stop trying to put out forest fires with it.”

“A brick could be your new best friend. If this appeals to you, it’s probably be…”

“I was forced to eat crow. I was so embarrassed that I would have eaten any othe…”