I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.

“A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a…”

“However unfortunate you may feel, there are always those less fortunate than yo…”

“When I tap my car’s brakes, my horn beeps. Don’t make me flick on my windshield…”

“There’s a pubic hair in my soup. I’m pissed, because I paid for many more to be…”