I shaved my mustache off the asphalt, like a tire’s skid mark, looped it around itself, and rode it like a unicycle.

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“If you say renewable, I’ll think energy. If you say fore, I’ll think play. If y…”

“I want to merge oven mitts with boxing gloves, so I could effectively, and safe…”

“I applied for an overnight stocking position at a supermarket, but I didn’t get…”