I shit bricks, because I’m a constructive pooper.


“A brick could be tied to a cape, and then exalted as a superhero. Is that any m…”

“I don’t belong to a political party, because I don’t feel invited.”

“Sometimes it’s not about selling my handmade crafts. Sometimes it’s about givin…”

“The two lovers were inseparable. Well, I guess death could split them up. So co…”