I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?

“A bat isn’t a bird isn’t a middle finger.”

“I think someone should invent an edible remote control, to go along with TV din…”

“I only get information from mutes, because they’re sure to keep things quiet.”

“If I found money, I’d turn it in—for the reward. Unless the reward money was le…”