I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber as spacious as the chamber of commerce. That was hyperbole.

“The fields of science are full of crop circles that can't yet be explained by s…”

“I tried to wear my shirt while it was still on the hanger. That’s just the kind…”

“Trying to resist my love is like trying to hold back a tsunami with a surfboard…”

“There are billions of conversations happening every second, and it’s too bad I …”