I sleep on the coasts of my bed, but I make love in the Midwest.

“Thoughtlessness—I try not to think about it.”

“Who leads the world in consumption? America! Who has more lawyers per capita? A…”

“In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only na…”

“I stabbed the intruder with a knife. How else was I supposed to cut him into bi…”