I sleep on the coasts of my bed, but I make love in the Midwest.

“However, my next-door neighbors had an entirely different manner of eating. Whe…”

“I like cream and sugar in my sleep.”

“Love is two smiles shared between two people. Or two smiles and a smirk, shared…”

“A great gift would be a map full of evacuation routes for the city, subtly tell…”