I slept hard last night. I had an eight-hour raging erection.

“I think they should change STOP signs to PAUSE signs.”

“A tree once saved my life. A posse was going to hang me, but this wise old oak …”

“More than anything, I just want to be somebody. Somebody like my own clone.”

“My blanket is a year old. And amazingly, it still purrs just as loud today as i…”