I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.

“A brick could be used to ascertain the truth. And then logically, a non-brick c…”

“This is my logo for Billy Ross Landscaping”

“Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.”

“I am not challenging you to be you, I am challenging you to be you. In the firs…”