I sneezed into the wind, and closed my eyes and imagined my face was barraged by cool ocean spray.

“I’m such a germaphobe that I think sanitation gloves should be thicker than box…”

“I’d never name my kid Mark, for fear he’d be a target—a mark.”

“I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my …”

“A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rul…”