I sometimes lie awake at night wishing I had all the answers. But I guess only God has all of them, while I only have one answer: I do. Now I just have to wait for the perfect question to use it on.

“This is the true story of my life, as told by a complete liar (me). While that …”

“Bricks could be used to generate smiles among the general population. Just hand…”

“Keys, they make it easier to get in and out of doors. So does invisibility.”

“The moveless man moves along like the mist. The mist doesn’t hide, but all thin…”