I speak Spanish like I chew spinach—like it’s dried bubble gum stuck underneath a park bench. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I don’t know how to say it without saying it, so I’ll just not say it. Or I cou…” “Nobody wants to leave what they know to go either to the unknown, or to grandmo…” “I don’t collect awards, I collect empty trophy cases. Once my collection is lar…” “Whole trees are good fishing nets. I fish like I farm.”