I sped-read through a book that probably weighed a pound, though I only gleaned about nine ounces of information. That's because it was a book on love that I read while making love. I multitask like I pay by the hour.

“The bad news is most of my books are ebooks and aren't for sale in brick-and-mo…”

“A blanket could be used to trick a bull into charging at you. After you trick t…”

“There’s no way to tell you the bad news without saying it, so I’ll say it with …”

“I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman…”