I stabbed the intruder with a knife. How else was I supposed to cut him into bite-sized pieces?

“Dreams have one-way doors—the door you enter cannot be exited from, and the doo…”

“I couldn’t make my doctor’s appointment because I was tied up. I’ll tell you, b…”

“Eating a plain bagel with no cream cheese is like eating the inner tube of a bi…”

“The topic of weather isn’t small talk, when you’re conversing with a meteorolog…”