I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while sitting in a wheelchair.


“He’s half blind,” Orafoura said.
“Oh,” I said, “he’s only got one eye? They cal…”

“People always say I have hands as large as the Roman Empire. I guess it just go…”

“My new book is going well. It’s practically writing itself! Actually, what I me…”

“Some wise guys came by my business establishment and tried to offer me neighbor…”