I started writing to get women, or rather a particular woman, and I continue writing because it’s now a compulsion.

“A mustache on a stick would not only be tastier than a popsicle, but ticklier t…”

“You have to slow down with this woman, because the moment she slows down and st…”

“The two spoons were stuck together. Not because they were sticky, but because t…”

“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn…”