I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.

“Love isn’t a series of slogans like “Just do it,” “It’s the real thing,” or “Go…”

“I was alone in that room. Of course, there were bodies all around, but they wer…”

“A blanket could be used to spot the blind. I’d spot Helen Keller nine points in…”

“Is a one foot by one foot piece of cloth a blanket? What about if you rotate it…”