I stole the y, and what was yours is now ours.

“A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as dea…”

“I am submitting two pieces to be excluded in your show. Thank you for your inco…”

“I always lift both lids of the toilet seat before I pee. Then I sit down while …”

“Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.”