...I stopped trying to figure out American juries around the same time Adam Sandler movies started raking in millions at the box office--people just don't act predictably.

“From time to time you'll see documentaries about low-ranked wolves who somehow …”

“The joke's on them. One little hypodermic wont' be enough. Split a piece of woo…”

“And that's what I think love is...when your hindsight's twenty-twenty, and you …”

“Maybe the reason I've never died in this story is that I've never had something…”