I sure wish deodorant tasted like butter, because then I could keep mashed potatoes warm and tasty in my armpits all day long.

“Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the…”

“To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who ha…”

“I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business…”

“Leave your village, and conquer yourself before you conquer the world. That’s w…”