I surround myself with salt, so it soaks up the humidity from my steamy solo love making sessions.

“A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then e…”

“The zipper on my crotch is an air vent. I need some way to cool down my hot cof…”

“A blanket could be used to crack the code of love. What is it, where do I find …”

“Even though I wore an eye patch, the Cyclops and I, we didn’t see eye to eye. W…”