I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping with Sunday morning.

“A brick could be used to sell war to the peacemongers. The trick is to sell war…”

“A blanket could be used to sell your winningest product to your loserest custom…”

“Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked …”

“A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a c…”